It’s not what’s
under the tree that matters.
IT’S WHO’S AROUND IT.

Ahhhhh!

THE BEST WAY
to spread Christmas
cheer is singing loud
for all to hear.

Merry Christmas, movie house!
Merry Christmas, Emporium!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
YOU WONDERFUL OLD
BUILDING AND LOAN!

My speech! Here’s
my Christmas speech: Ahem.
Thank you all, and
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HAAAPPYYY BIIIRTHDAAAY!

 

Maybe Christmas
doesn’t come from a store.
MAYBE CHRISTMAS, PERHAPS,
MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE.

 

 

Aunt Clara had, for years,
labored under the delusion
that I was not only
perpetually 4 years old,
BUT ALSO A GIRL!

 

Hurrrrggh ruh raa
hur aaaahrg
RRAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Forgive me,
Mr. Claus. I’m afraid I’ve made
A TERRIBLE MESS
of your holiday.

Merry Christmas!

Quotes as Remembered by

  •    Home Alone – Tiffany Hutton
  •    How The Grinch Stole Christmas – Jackie Errico
  •    Nightmare Before Christmas – Kevin Ard
  •    A Christmas Story – Steve Errico
  •    Rudolph – Jessica Kilts
  •    A Charlie Brown’s Christmas – Amy Price
  •    Elf – Kristen Camden
  •    It’s a Wonderful Life – Steven Stiefel
  •    Muppet Christmas Carol – Jimmey LeBlanc
  •    Frosty the Snowman – Brian Behm